11 seconds of awesome

So my wife and I were so bored last night we watched the 1993 suspense movie 'The Crush" staring the always horrible Alicia Silversone and everyone's favorite swashbuckling 'Man in Black' turned Saw victim Cary Elwes. It was horrendous.

So bad was this film that I kept watching it even though my wife fell asleep because I couldn't believe how truly atrocious the editing, acting and dialog were! It made Snakes on a Plane seem like Citizen Kane if you catch my meaning.

Anyway I won't get into the movie because there really isn't anything to know but Alicia is a Lolita clad 14yr old girl who tries to seduce a creepy 28yr old Cary and tries to kill him in the ending with a rubber stick. (supposed to be a fire poker but I'm pretty sure steel doesn't bend in the wind)

BUT BUT BUT! This scene alone makes the movie worthwhile! I swear I haven't laughed so hard in a long time after you see Cary's 'Punch heard round the world'. So I will spare you the rest of the film and just provide you the ending. (Spoilers!)